Total Medals Earned: 31 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 520 Points
Medals Earned: 8/30 (55/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/305 points)
Overtake 1 Orange Cloud
Upgrade Lightning 1x
Upgrade Rain 5x
Overtake 5 Purple Clouds
Complete Easy Mode
Overtake 25 Green Clouds
Complete Medium Mode
Upgrade Sun 25x
Complete Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/250 points)
Score 50,000!
Complete all objectives!
Devour the Evil Eye of the Dead!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 11/17 (270/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/260 points)
destroy 10 catapults
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
finish all levels
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls